Wednesday, December 26, 2012

1 Dead, 13 Wounded in Christmas shootings in Chicagostan

Body count:  1 KIA, 13 WIAs

Chicagostan Mission and Equipment Report
Santa Tactical Gear

Santa was happy to have survived his visit to Chicagostan.  It is unfortunate that he had to conduct his infiltration mission with more caution then usual.  The reindeers and the sleigh were retrofitted with new stealth technology that the elves have been preparing for these types of operations.  Rudolf's nose had been replaced with a new night vision led illuminator.

Santa Stealth Technology

Santa reported light to moderate anti-aircraft fire and that most shootings had been directed between different warring factions on the ground.  Santa reports that his mission was a success and was also able to refuel in preparation to continuing to other war zones.

Merry Christmas to everyone in Chicagostan

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