Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Teleprompter Conspiracy


By now many of you are aware of the calamity that has befallen Teleprompterone. He was born of a father who was a Swiss Army Knife, known for his resourcefulness. His mother was a Crystal Ball, who some believe came from the 'Court of Camelot', an arcane gift from Merlin to King Arthur. This weekend a tragedy appeared to have occurred when a possible life ending event happened. Many questions arose, the biggest being, 'did he commit suicide ?'






Fortunately, we were able to later find that he was actually ok. You can read what TOTUS had to say on his Blog.


1 comment:

  1. I wonder if the Americans are aware that the world is laughing at us right now...

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