Saturday, January 30, 2010

No Mea Culpa


Obama's State of the Union Address

My fellow Americans.

It's Bush's fault.

It was always Bush's fault. It will always be Bush's fault. Bush, Bush, Bush. His fault, his fault, his fault. Maybe his daddy's fault too.

It's Bush's fault and it's Bush's fault. But, my friends, it's Bush's fault.

The economy? It's Bush's fault. Healthcare? It's Bush's fault. The wars?
It's Bush's fault!

Bush, Bush, Bush! (applause)

Why is it Bush's fault? Because it's Bush's fault! That's right! It's Bush's fault.

Lets remember where we were a year ago. It was Bush's fault. And today, it's still Bush's fault.

Let us not forget, it is Bush's fault! (applause)

George W. Bush. George W. Bush. Bush, Bush, Bush.

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It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault..

And I won! (applause)

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(applause)

Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush.

(applause)

My administration will correct the errors and the policies of the previous administration? Why? It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault.
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(applause)

Finally, my friends, it's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault.
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It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault. It's Bush's fault.

Let us never forget, it's Bush's fault.

Thank you.
(You did not hear him say a 'mea culpa'.)

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